'Miley Twerking On Things We Should Talk About," a tumblog of greatness

Charles A Rovira wrote:

Sorry but I didn't care for miley cyrus before and I don't give any more of a crap abut her now.

"Jimmy had a punk band

They were notorious for fitting the name of a female body part in
every song

Their demo tape,"Rape-a-saurus," featured tracks like "Kill The Dutch"
and "Suck On My Tumor, bitch"

They signed to a major

And the kids loved their stuff when they went on tour with New Found
Glory

They were carving a new niche, opening doors for raunch rock, and the
Meatmen reformed again

But Jimmy started hanging out with Jello Biafra

And Dee Dee Ramone's will bequeathed him all of his drugs

Then he teamed up with Enya and traded his guitar for a lute and a
Casio

And put out his new age concept album "Tears of Bin Laden: A Jihad Of
Love"

He said, "I want to be taken seriously as an artist"

"There's more to me than you've ever seen, I'm not limited by your
perception"

I want to be taken seriously as an artist

"I still wear that big spiked strap-on on stage, but as a metaphor for
U.S. oppression"

**Fifi was a pop star

She rocked the headset mic and shook her supposedly natural
wink-wink-nudge-nudge "virgin" mombags

The Billboard top 40 was packed with 38 of her tracks and a couple new
Tupac songs

With hits like "Let's Not Ruin It By Doin' It" and "I'm Not Ready To
Hold Hands Yet"

She had her name on lunchboxes, posters and t-shirts and perfumes and
golf balls and pruning shears

Then she decided the world wanted to see the real Fifi

Who was apparently a skin-flashing whore who'd gladly do anyone

She dated Marilyn Manson, dumped him for Madonna, dumped her for the
corpse of Curt Cobain

She'd show up on the red carpet, wearing nothing but a thong and two
well-placed wads of chewing gum

She said, "I want to be taken seriously as an artist"

"And you can only achieve true artist status by banging everyone in
your respective scene"**

I want to be taken seriously as an artist

I can't be a good girl forever, I mean, my gawd I'm almost 15!

If I linger 'round too long, will this desire catch up with me?

Will there be "An Evening of Worm Quartet with the London Symphony?"

Will "Worm Quartet Unplugged" be a reality someday?

Will it just be me smacking buttons on my keyboard and bitching that
the damned

thing just won't play?

Fifi formed a punk band

Made up of studio musicians with models to play them in her videos

Somehow her fanbase was left behind

Jimmy is a pop star

Shirtless on Seventeen, posing and pouting and singing with his new
boy band

Somehow his fanbase was left behind

They said, "We want to be taken seriously as artists"

"If you don't like our new stuff, then you're not real fans, we never
needed you anyway"

"We want to be taken seriously as artists

"But in a few years, we'll crawl back to our roots, to make sure we
don't fade away"

And we'll see you again someday

We'll see you again someday

When our fortunes are pissed away

In a small club in East L.A.

"Opening for Worm Quartet!""

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